Name: Just call me Journal2003
Age: Classified (but young at heart)
Location: Somewhere in cyberspace
Occupation: Professional time waster / amateur web designer

★ Things I like:
• Late night internet surfing
• Terrible animated GIFs
• Music that makes me feel things
• Random blogs from strangers
• The sound of a dial-up modem connecting (nostalgia hit)

★ Things I dislike:
• Pop-up ads that won't close
• Websites that take 3 minutes to load on purpose
• People who say "just Google it"
• Clean, minimal design (where's the personality??)

Current Status:
Building this site one table cell at a time. Still learning how to make things not completely break in Netscape.

"The internet used to feel like a place you could get lost in. I'm trying to make a tiny version of that feeling again."